Winter Blonde:
As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out
of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door.
The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and
you are losing some of your load."
The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.
When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again.
She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door.
Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the
blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some
of
your load.
Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the
street.
At the third red light, the same thing happens again.
All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on
the truck door.
The trucker rolls down the window.. Again she says "Hi, my
name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"
When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next
light.
When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs
back to the blonde.
He knocks on her window, and after she lowers it, he says...
"Hi, my name is Mark, it's winter in NEBRASKA and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK."
I'm sure you might have seen this already, but with the winter we've been having I had to post it. I've seen different versions on the web. The man's name is different, or it's a different state. Anyway, this is the one that was sent to me lately and I just wanted to post it to Kim's Friday Funnies. For more laughs go visit her and see who all linked up. Link up a joke or funny story yourself.
Until next time...
JenT
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