Friday, July 24, 2009

Friday Funnies - Parrots

A lady was walking past a pet store when a parrot said, "Hey, Lady! You're really ugly!"
The lady was angry but continued on her way.
On the way home, she passed by the pet store again, and the parrot once more said "Hey, Lady! You're really ugly!" She was enraged now, so she went into the store and said that she wanted the bird disposed of. The store manager apologized profusely and promised he would make sure the parrot didn't say it again.
The next day, she deliberately passed by the store to test the parrot. "Hey, Lady!" it said.
"You know."

This joke came from Noah's Favorite Animal Jokes book. If you can find it, I recommend it for some humorous reading. You could probably find it at or any local bookstore. My mom gave me the one I have.

For more funnies, go visit Kim. Link up a joke of your own while you're there.

Until next time...