If not, then you need to.
What!? What on earth am I talking about?
Ultimately, who does our children belong to? The One who loaned them to us, of course.
To understand what I'm talking about, go here, scroll down to Otto Koning, Tales from the Jungle #1, 2, and 3 and listen to him. He is a very funny speaker with a very serious message.
And then give your children away. You'll be glad you did. :)
As an added bonus, there are some more good speakers on that list; Ray Comfort, Bruce Frye (a good singer), Kent Hovind, and others.
Until next time...