Ok, this is the first time I've linked up to Friday Funnies. 'Cause I actually have a couple this week. Here goes:
One Sunday a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money and asked the people to prayerfully consider giving a little extra in the offering plate. He said that whoever gave the most would be able to pick out three hymns.
Head Hog of the Trough
red called a church and asked to speak to the Head Hog of the Trough.
Secretary: How rude! I'll have you know we would NEVER EVER refer to our pastor as a hog.
Fred: Okay, then just take a message. Tell him I've come into a bit of money so I was calling to give your church $10,000.
Secretary: Well hold the phone, dearie! I think I see that big fat pig coming down the hall right now.
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Until next time...